Sleeper

I could use a long nap. An 8 hour snooze between 10 pm and 6 am would also do me well. But for some odd reason when I get into bed I just can't sleep.

I can read - Digital Photographer, Catholic Transcript, junk mail.

I can watch TV - Jay Lenno, Conan O'Brien, EWTN.

I can hear the sounds of the night - wind through the trees, cat meowing, hoot owl in the woods.

I just can't sleep.

Put me on the couch with a little sunlight coming through the window at 2 in the afternoon and I'm out cold. I need a job as a nightwatchman.